the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham

I vote we revive this shit.

Y’all, if this post gets 2k notes I’ll buy my own damned self a doughnut.

Y’know what? Yes.

If this hits 24k by the time I wake up on 21 June 2023, I’ll get myself a dozen. And a big ol’ coffee to go with them.

What will you do for 100K?

50K is fancy grilled cheese and tomato soup.

100K... Either a steak dinner, or a trip to the German place. I would make a poll if I could, but I’m too old and cranky to figure it out. XD

FOR THE GRILLED CHEESE!

TEAM GERMAN PLACE GO GO GO

The conversation

(if you switch between multiples of these, just vote on your most-used one)

...actually now that i think about it. did you have religion class in school?
also was it mandatory??

extra points reblog and tell me where youre from in the tags because for us religion* is a non-mandatory class where in high school you don't get grades but extra points that might help you in other classes**

*and with that i mean Christianity Class because wow i love being in the same region where the pope is /s
** which is the only reason i kept attending

[ID: text reading "one has to go: breakfast edition" followed by photos of bacon, scrambled eggs, hash browns, and pancakes. end ID]

was originally gonna go with "dog" but decided to go for a longer word with more "reasonable" mispronunciations instead, but that ended up backfiring and now like half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this. guess you could say it was a bit of a. a b. it was a

it was a bit of a self-own

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